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PostSubject: Teka-Teki Gelak Ketawa   14th February 2010, 6:07 pm

1. "Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga... ."
Jawapannya kerana :
kerana kalau kawin satu isONE
kalau kawin dua isTWO
kalau kawin tiga barulah isTERI... ..

2. SENYUM pada orang tua tanda sayang.
SENYUM pada kanak-kanak tanda kasih.
SENYUM pada kekasih tanda cinta.
SENYUM depan telefon tanda gila,
masih SENYUM lagi... memang sah GILA!

3. " Manusia jatuh CinTa??Tak heran... "
Kuda makan RuMpuT?? Tak aneh...
MONYET pandai picit TETIKUS?? HEBAT!!!! ( MOUSE )
MASIH PICIT??
LUAR BIASA!!!!

4. "Cinta..ibarat kentut... "
makin dipendam makin gelisah...
bila di lepaskan ... ... .
ahhhhhhh lega rasanya... ... .

5.Aku terpaku dek renungan matamu,
hatiku tertanya-tanya, BENARKAH ini?
nafas ku tertahan, kau tunduk SEGAN..
lalu ku bertanya, "kau..kentutkan?"

6. "... bila hidupmu dlm kegelapan, "
maka berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa, jika kegelapan masih mengelilingimu maka bayarlah bil letrik yang tertunggak tu!!
:lawak: m,
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