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 THE SLAMBER SMS 2

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PostSubject: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   21st January 2010, 11:06 pm

Bila kita cantik tak siapa memandang,
bila kita baik tak siapa memuji,
bila kita susah tak siapa menolong,
bila kita jatuh tak siapa mengangkat,
Tapi………bila kita kentut semua mata memandang...
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masa bercinta marah pun manis….
baru kawin, lglah manis….
dpt anak pengalaman manis…
bila tua dpt KENCING MANIS
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AnGkAT tgN!
inI RoMPaKan!
YG HenSEM Ke SeBELah KaNAn!
yG lAwA ke SeBelAh KIri!
yg WaJaHnYa hoDoH ke TeNgaH.
AWak! yE AwK jgn pUrA² bAce SMS!.cEpAt Ke TeNGah !!
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Ingatlah..
jika dimarah kamu DIAM..
jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..
jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..
Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,
kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE
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Kalau ada yg kata kamu jelek,sabar je.
Kalau ada yg kata kamu bodoh,
biarkan jekalau ada yg kata kamu dungu,Cool je.
Tp kalau ada yg kata lu cantik/hensem,
Tampar je krn itu FITNAH!
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HP anda telah dilengkapi puzzle game.
Caranya mudah saja.
Lemparkan HP anda ke dinding @ susunkan kembali.
Selamat Mencuba!
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Gigi kau sejuk ke??……
Tak??
Abis tu kenapa pakai jaket kaler kuning???
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mosi-mosi watasi muru ano latino uno muotu numeru ano sayonara des numeru taiano…..
(Kalau tak paham kenapa baca jugak!!??)
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kau sungguh dinamis,
sifatmu cukup puitis,
gayamu selalu erotis,
jiwamu sungguh romantis,
caramu seperti celebrities,
tapi sayang wajahmu seperti teletubbies…
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aku bencikan penipuan!
o dalam diam ko menipu!
dgr ape yg ku kate berikan tumpuan
adekah ko dan katak sepupu?
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sebut betul betul..
rambutan, nangsat, tmemikai,keladri,nyaynok..
bersabarlah.. tiada siapa yang mahu dilahirkan sengau seperti kamu!!!




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PostSubject: Re: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   26th January 2010, 2:35 pm

bestnya hu................................. geek
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PostSubject: Re: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   11th March 2010, 10:08 pm

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PostSubject: Re: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   12th March 2010, 9:18 pm

hohohohohoho sasasas
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PostSubject: Re: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   13th April 2010, 9:59 pm

hmmm
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PostSubject: Re: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   28th April 2010, 12:55 am

cheers bez2
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PostSubject: Re: THE SLAMBER SMS 2   28th April 2010, 7:05 pm

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