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PostSubject: lesen...................   10th January 2010, 11:30 pm

Sepasang suami isteri yang agak veteren sedang dalam perjalanan. Isterinya memandu kereta sedang mereka melalui sebuah highway.mereka di tahan polis.ikuti perbualan mereka bersama dengan polis tersebut.

Polis:Puan...Puan tahukah...bahawe Puan memandu melebihi had kelajuan.

Si isteri memandang ke arah suaminya lalu berkata.

Isteri:Bang....polis tu cakap ape?

Si suami sudah masak dengan masalah yang menimpa si isteri.isterinya mengalami kekurangan pendengaran.maka terpakse la si suami menjerit kepada si isteri.

Suami:Dia cakap kamu bawak kete laju sangat!!!
Polis:Puan mintak lesen memandu.

Si isteri sekali lagi memandang suaminya.

Isteri:Dia kata ape bang.

Sekali lagi si suami menjerit.

Suami:DIA MINTAK LESEN KAMU!!!

Si isteri memberikan lesen memandunya kepada polis tersebut.Lalu polis itu berkata.

Polis:ooo..kamu dari Parit Besar, Johor [bukan nama tempat sebenar].saya dulu-dulu mase mude2 dekat situ saye penah blind date dengan sorang minah paling huduh sekali yg penah sye nampak.

Sekali lagi si isteri memandang kepada si suaminya.

Isteri:Apebende die kate bang.

Dan si suami menjerit berkata.

Suami: DIA KENAL KAMU!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: lesen...................   5th March 2010, 7:58 pm

best sungguh lah cerita lawak tentang lesen ni....memang kelako lah...........memag kelako ah




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